You were a child of few words. England would often worry and encourage you to go out and make friends. Who was he kidding? He couldn't even make friends at all so you didn't really consider his advice. Well anyways...you would just stay inside the mansion most of the day.
"_____!" America said cheerfully. You said nothing. America smiled nervously and said, "uh nice to see you, too."
"Get out of my house you idiot," England exclaimed.
America then said, "ah England! I was looking for you!" England rolled his eyes.
"What do you want?"
"Hmm nothing really, actually I just have nothing to do... My politics are completely boring in my country."
England started to mumble, "if he just stayed with me he wouldn't have those stupid so called presidents."
You tugged at England's shirt. "______?" England exclaimed.
You then pointed towards America and said, "he's a slob."
England looked at America and started laughing his head off. America looked down to the ground and moved to sit in the corner.
(Feel pity! Feel the feels!)
England patted your head and said, "now now ______. What you said wasn't nice even though it was true."
You glanced at America and walked over to him and then glanced back to America. England gestured you to move on. You tapped Americas shoulder and said, "I'm sorry Uncle America."
"....." America said nothing. He then glanced at you with a huge evil gin and said, "HAH! SHE FINALLY SAID UNCLE AMERICA!" He then said, "she's just so cute!"
Wait...So he was faking his sadness?
America picked you up and swung you over his shoulder and started to walk off.
Me: that took care of that... i guess... Oh hey Canada~ Canada: wha-? i didnt do- wait... I WAS NOTICED! Me: yeah... i've always noticed you boi~ Canada: -really happy-
Well Uncle America.......... Fake the sadness one more time your dead plus- America: She called me Uncle America!!! So cute *Glomps* *then takes away from England* England: Get back here!!! She isn't yours!!!
America: Master at faking sadness
Hmmm...coincidence? I think not!
Good day sir! ((awesome story BTW XD))
SEE THE COMPARASION?!
Me:
Me:
America: Come on dude!
Me: No.
America:
Canada: wha-? i didnt do- wait... I WAS NOTICED!
Me: yeah... i've always noticed you boi~
Canada: -really happy-
Sister: Canada?!?!?! Where?!??!?!!?!
Me: He's right there......
Canada:
Canada: *looks up and smiles* y-yeah... you're right!
Me:
America: She called me Uncle America!!! So cute *Glomps* *then takes away from England*
England: Get back here!!! She isn't yours!!!