The last thing you remembered was being swung over Your uncle America's shoulder. You did nothing to resist. You knew it would be stupid and completely pointless since you were smaller then him.
"AMERICA WAIT!" England cried out
America sighed and said,"what England? Can't I spend time with my niece ____? I gotta teach her about the world dude!"
England shook his head and said,"No no no that's not why I called you. I just want you to let ____ sleep for a while."
He then pointed at you
There you were completely knocked out.
America chuckled nervously and said,"Ah right."
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"Love? Are you awake?"
You woke up with America sleeping right next to you.
You sat up and pointed at America and said,"What is he doing here daddy?"
England said,"H..h-hahaha I don't know."
Then America woke up with a fist up in the air half awake yelling,"YOU WON'T GET AWAY JOKER!!"
You gazed at him curiously. Joker? Who was that?
England facepalmed himself
America then looked at his surroundings and said,"Ah right I'm still Alfred."
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"HEY! can I take _______ for icecream!" America said in a cheery voice.
You shook your head no and England saw that, but since he knew of your lack of the knowledge of the outside world he said,"I strangely don't have a problem with that."
America grinned then looked at his plate... How did _______ deal with Englands food? It look absolutely horrible.
He glanced at you gobble down your food and ask for more.
America couldn't even touch his breakfast, but you ate yours like it was apple pie.
You then glanced at America's plate and asked,"Uncle America Are you.....going to eat that?" You pointed at his plate.
He shook his head
"WHY? My cooking is perfectly wonderful today even _______ agrees! You should eat your food America!"
America grumbled and poked at his food and whined like a child,"but I don't wanna."
He felt your stare burn through the side of his head. Jeez _____ and England were such a handful.
You then glanced at the little scraps you left on your plate and ate all of them.
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"What does Ice cream taste like uncle America?"
He coughed and said,"WHY ITS THE MOST DELICIOUS DESSERT EVER." he smiled "Other then hamburgers and french fries."
"Are those even considered a desSert?" England mumbled.
"Pfft duh dude."
England took a sip of tea and watched you watch him drink it. Your eyes stared right through his and he quickly turned his head
"Umm ______ I think you should go get some Ice cream With your "Uncle" " he said
he just didn't want to witness that stare again. It was scary. Scary even for a little five year old.
"But daddy...." You glanced at America and said,"I don't wanna go!"
(I hate apple pie)
TAHT IS SIN! WHY WOULD I NOT WANT ICE CREAM?!?!?!?!!??! AWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!